Dear MySpace… uh I mean My_____, I have found someone new

Today I received an email that smelled of desperation, of a request for forgiveness, of long lost love… from MySpace.

I guess I had to write a response as sort of a Dear John letter

Dear MySpace,

I know we’ve had our good times in the past, but I’ve met someone new, someone who I can really connect with. It’s Facebook. it’s not just that your wardrobe is a bit garish with blinky lights and all, it’s just that Facebook is far more refined for her age, and yeah, she’s just a bit younger.

Well, it’s also about my friends. Frankly, my friends don’t want to hang out with you any longer. It seems that nobody does, except for the musicians. Sometimes I wonder if your relationships with the music industry were just a bit too friendly, but it never seemed to hurt us, and you do help me find some good tunes.

Well, I think that’s it. I think for now it is best that you delete my information and stop emailing me. I don’t know if we can be friends again, but you know where to find me if you want to connect. I also know you had some concerns about LinkedIn, but trust me, she’s just a work friend.  For Serious.

Sincerely,
Eugene

On a more serious note.  We’re hiring at Cheezburger big-time!  If you were an engineer at MySpace we know that you can kick ass with massive scale.  We would love to have you.  Cheezburger Jobs can be found HERE!

Be Sociable, Share!
© Copyright Eugene P. Hsu 2012 HEUGE.com
CyberChimps